Next, you’ll need to focus on your written profile.If you’re like me, beneath your pudgy exterior is a gigantic lack of personality. When writing an online profile, it’s important that you make everything up!Like most attorneys, I went to law school to impress women.My plan worked; I successfully tricked a lovely woman into becoming my wife and having two amazing daughters with me. I still pinch myself each morning.) But maybe you haven’t been this lucky yet.Fortunately for you, I’m here to offer some helpful advice. But most attorneys look less like Bradley Cooper and more like a young Meatloaf circa 1976.In that case, when selecting a profile picture, you should use a trick I call “hide the ball” and post a picture of yourself within a large group of attractive people, preferably taken from a distance and/or at night. Sameer Chaudhry, of University of North Texas in Dallas, and Khalid Khan, of Queen Mary University of London, sought the secrets of succeeding online by aggregating scientific data compiled from studies specifically focused on online dating.You can't order a martini in Manhattan without discovering 3 out of the 4 people near you are lawyers. They are Type-A, defensive, argumentative, skeptical and anti-social. Avvo also suggested you use Latin whenever possible.Most attorneys know way less Latin than they should, so we do not endorse this.
Well, believe it or not, there are many who believe that an attorney will turn out to be their someone awesome."Surveys show lawyers are among the most datable professions," informed.It is from said Avvo that we get tips on how to date a lawyer, a handy list they admit is only half serious. When trying to convince a lawyer of anything -- relationship issues included -- always cite sources, Avvo said.However, at our law school, the Halloween party once carried the tag line, "Come ex parte, but don't go home that way." So feel free to use that. **We would feel remiss in not pointing out one more piece of advice from Avvo: make love notes long and confusing, because brevity and clarity make lawyers uncomfortable.We feel we've provided you a very specific example of this phenomenon via this post.